Funny News Item "Cows Crashed a Party"

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Cows Crashed a Party
BOXFORD, Mass. – Six cows crashed a party in Massachusetts and stole the beer, police said.
The cows escaped from a nearby farm and headed straight to the graduation party. One of the attendees called 911. The homeowner told his daughter the revelry had gone too far. “She came inside and said, ‘Dad there's a cow outside,’” Kevin Spencer said. “And I says, ‘That's it. Party's over.’”
Police said the cows were actually drinking the beer left on the picnic table. “They enjoyed it. They went right for the beer,” Lt James Riter said. "When one was done they'd knock another one over and take care of that beer.” Officers steered the cows back to their farm.
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